Love Your Business More Than Your Family

According to this guy, the only way to happiness is through money. Check out this ridiculous article he wrote.

I was so moved by his words that I sent him an email:

Mr. Cloutier,

I have to thank you so much for your recent article on the Entrepreneur website. You provided a solid twenty minutes of laughter for my wife and me as we read it together. It was by far one of the funnier articles I've read this year. You have a dry sense of humor, something I really appreciate in an entrepreneur like yourself. I think being able to laugh at things is the key to being happy. Your article will make millions across America laugh and will provide joy to those who are facing hard times.

All in all, I think we would both agree that life without love is meaningless. Money will buy you plenty of material things, and heck, if you can't find love, just buy it in the form of a cheap whore. I once knew a man who was very wealthy but had no family, so he literally bought one. Ordered them online from China. But I digress. Thanks again for your humorous words. You truly have inspired me to appreciate the finer things in life like love, family, and friends. Blessings to you, George.

Sincerely,

Kyle

Kyle Richardson

kyle@enrichdesign.us

My Theory...

Due to all of the fertility treatments these days, there will be a surplus of multiple births (ie. twins, triplets, octuplets, etc.). The gene pool will slowly diminish. The twins will have children with other twins and phase out the "normal" people. Pretty soon the planet will be filled with people that look exactly like each other and have the same genetic make-up. The earth will be occupied by a race of mutant clones, who will, due to genetic inbreeding, become evil and being to consume one another. Utter chaos will ensue and before too long the "human" race will have destroyed itself. Thanks, Jon and Kate...