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2.02.2010

Love Your Business More Than Your Family

According to this guy, the only way to happiness is through money. Check out this ridiculous article he wrote.

I was so moved by his words that I sent him an email:

Mr. Cloutier,

I have to thank you so much for your recent article on the Entrepreneur website. You provided a solid twenty minutes of laughter for my wife and me as we read it together. It was by far one of the funnier articles I've read this year. You have a dry sense of humor, something I really appreciate in an entrepreneur like yourself. I think being able to laugh at things is the key to being happy. Your article will make millions across America laugh and will provide joy to those who are facing hard times.

All in all, I think we would both agree that life without love is meaningless. Money will buy you plenty of material things, and heck, if you can't find love, just buy it in the form of a cheap whore. I once knew a man who was very wealthy but had no family, so he literally bought one. Ordered them online from China. But I digress. Thanks again for your humorous words. You truly have inspired me to appreciate the finer things in life like love, family, and friends. Blessings to you, George.

Sincerely,
Kyle

Kyle Richardson
kyle@enrichdesign.us

1 comments:

Kirsten Dana said...

OH. MY. GOSH.
I loved the line about enjoying financial security more than my dad being at my ballet recital. Even when my parents went through difficult times financially, I never knew about it- they loved me unconditionally and continually. And they NEVER missed any of our recitals, meets, tournaments, or games- of which there were many.
This guy's a joke! Thanks for the laugh.